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hi, i'm melanie and i'm a legal adult which is really stupid because i still can't even make toast properly. i'm 30% obnoxious and 80% bad at math and have a deep, deep appreciation for feather boas and people who don't talk too much. my blog used to have a genre but i gave up on that just like i give up on most things xoxo

it’s kind of funny how quickly you can connect with somebody and all of a sudden two months feels like two years

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plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

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cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

badwolfinbelgravia:

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mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

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discovergreatbritain:

In Westminster you’ll find the Houses of Parliament, Big Ben, Horse Guards Parade and fantastic night time views from Westminster Bridge. It’s a sightseer’s paradise, and it’s starred in films like Skyfall and TV programmes like Doctor Who and the title sequence of Sherlock.
See more famous landmarks here