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hi, i'm melanie and i'm a legal adult which is really stupid because i still can't even make toast properly. i'm 30% obnoxious and 80% bad at math and have a deep, deep appreciation for feather boas and people who don't talk too much. my blog used to have a genre but i gave up on that just like i give up on most things xoxo

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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pizzazzcreature:

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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semppiternal:

Fall Out Boy

foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

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cafai:

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

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khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

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bvrkee:

I want to kiss u but I can’t and this makes me sad

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legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

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spookyboy:

Cry Baby (1990)

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

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