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hi, i'm melanie and i'm a legal adult which is really stupid because i still can't even make toast properly. i'm 30% obnoxious and 80% bad at math and have a deep, deep appreciation for feather boas and people who don't talk too much. my blog used to have a genre but i gave up on that just like i give up on most things xoxo

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

esgaype:

esgaype:

i’m watching frozen hans is such a cutie aw

wrong wrong wrong i was so wrong never have i been more wrong

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flowerette:

maybe some vodka in my tea will help

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tuzzaax:

Still my favourite tweet ever.

punk-roque:

humans were put on this earth to eat pizza and go to all time low concerts and if you’re not doing that you’re doing life wrong

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krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

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mitchdahbitch:

sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack

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toenail-fister:

sadvaporwavebabe:

please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation

I mowed my lawn today.

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