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hi, i'm melanie and i'm a legal adult which is really stupid because i still can't even make toast properly. i'm 30% obnoxious and 80% bad at math and have a deep, deep appreciation for feather boas and people who don't talk too much. my blog used to have a genre but i gave up on that just like i give up on most things xoxo

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

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eluciidate:

pretending to be sober at convenience stores

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canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

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caring about people is so darn lame and gross get off me go away bye

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braxndnew:

do you ever look at a photo of someone and get overwhelmed with heaps of emotions and memories and realise you’re in love with them because this is happening to me and i don’t know what to do i haven’t felt this way in a long time

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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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brook:

i always assume the worst of men and let them gradually prove themselves to me 

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