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hi, i'm melanie and i'm a legal adult which is really stupid because i still can't even make toast properly. i'm 30% obnoxious and 80% bad at math and have a deep, deep appreciation for feather boas and people who don't talk too much. my blog used to have a genre but i gave up on that just like i give up on most things xoxo


Still my favourite tweet ever.


humans were put on this earth to eat pizza and go to all time low concerts and if you’re not doing that you’re doing life wrong

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peacocks look like they speak french

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sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack

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please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation

I mowed my lawn today.

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i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

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*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

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