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hi, i'm melanie and i'm a legal adult which is really stupid because i still can't even make toast properly. i'm 30% obnoxious and 80% bad at math and have a deep, deep appreciation for feather boas and people who don't talk too much. my blog used to have a genre but i gave up on that just like i give up on most things xoxo

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

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geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

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I guess Kim let Kanye finish

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e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

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cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt

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frilly-kitten:

Ah yes I love you so much I’m going to suck your neck until it bruises

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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