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hi, i'm melanie and i'm a legal adult which is really stupid because i still can't even make toast properly. i'm 30% obnoxious and 80% bad at math and have a deep, deep appreciation for feather boas and people who don't talk too much. my blog used to have a genre but i gave up on that just like i give up on most things xoxo


is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt

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Ah yes I love you so much I’m going to suck your neck until it bruises

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the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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Clueless (1995)


thinking about space fucks me up 

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Thanks WBC!


Thank you Westboro Baptist Church for the update on the total amount you donated to Human Rights Campaign today. $20X13= weak. We’re going to make it an even $1000. We will also be donating 5% of our total merch sales from this show to HRC.

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did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

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