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hi, i'm melanie and i'm nearly 18 which means that soon i won't have to bribe people to buy me alcohol. i'm 30% obnoxious and 80% bad at math and have a deep, deep appreciation for feather boas and people who don't talk too much. also i have a thing for brunettes and just dick in general xoxo

"You think you're hot stuff now that you've had a pregnancy scare."
- Madeline Stever, Talent Manager

lovely-circles:

REMEMVER THE DAY THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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sadstagram:

“wait harry before i suck ur dick there’s this playlist online that someone made about having sex with you let me put it on………hold on it should load in a second……”

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cannibalsuxx:

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

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andrewbreitel:

im done caring about people who could care less about me

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unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

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